Top 111+ Funny Sarcasm Quotes Status & Sarcastic Sayings 2018

Best Sarcasm Quotes Status & Sarcasm Sayings: After a Happy New Year greetings and birthday wishes for friends, today we share top funny sarcastic, sarcasm quotes status and sarcasm sayings with you. Hitting someone is publicly prohibited and you will be arrested. So, some people choose to be sarcastic. Quotes of sarcasm are the best way to insult fool or idiots and get out.

So, start using your brain and read our sarcasm quotes 2018, because sarcastic people are smarter than normal. So here we have a collection of best sarcasm quotes and sarcastic sayings for you. You can also use these Sarcasm Quotes and & Sarcastic Sayings to insult your friends

Sarcasm Quotes & Sarcasm

Sarcasm – The Ability to insult idiots without then realising it.

Best Funny Sarcasm Quotes Status & Sarcasm Sayings 2018

1) World Biggest Lie ” I’ll Always With You “.

2) Money Can Buy Happiness, It’s called “Food”.

3) Let’s Just Stay Friends = Never Talk Again.

4) First Rule Of 2018 ” Never Talk About 2017 “.

5) Not Everyone Likes Me But Not Everyone Matters.

6) Conjuring 2 Is For Kids. Real Men Get Married.

7) If You Are Late, Don’t Rush You’re Already Late. ( Sarcasm Quotes )

8) If You Don’t Have Something Nice To Say, Hush It.

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9) Sarcasm: Just One Of The Many Services I Offer.

10) I Don’t Understand You. I Don’t Speak Assholian.

11) Losing Your Best Friend Is Worse Than A Break-Up.

12) Always Be Yourself, Except During Job Interviews.

13) I Am ” Eats Ice Cream In Winter ” Type Of Person.

14) Life Is Full Of Fake People. Don’t Trust Blindly.

best way to stop questions and answer - SARCASM Quotes

Best way to stop questions and answer – SARCASM Quotes

15) Single Bell….Single Bell….Single All The Way.

16) Every Year Thousand People Quit Smoking, By Dying!

17) I Would Slap You, But That Would Be Animal Abuse.

18) I’M Single Because Nobody Believes That I’M Single. ( Sarcasm Quotes )

19) I Was On Diet For 30 Days & All I Lost Was 30 Days.

20) Yes, I’M Online 24X7, But I Hardly Chat With Anyone.

21) If Nobody Hates You. You Are Doing Something Boring.

22) Sarcasm Is The Body’s Natural Defense Against Stupidity.

23) People Get Mad When You Treat Them How They Treat You.

24) Happiness Is You And Your Best Friend Hate Same Person. ( Sarcasm Quotes )

25) My Secret Talent Is Getting Tired Without Doing Anything.

26) Tip For 2018: Don’t Get Emotionally Attached To Anyone.

27) Don’t Remind Me How Old I Am! I’ll Always Watch Cartoons.

28) My Problem Is That I Hate Maths But I Love Counting Money.

29) Don’t Be Ashamed Of Who You Are. That’s Your Parent’s Job.

30) I Love All The Religions Because They All Bring Holidays!

SARCASM Sayings to Photographer

SARCASM Sayings to Photographer

32) Studying Is My Drug. But Thanks To God. I Say No To Drugs.

33) Everyone Is Matured Until Someone Brings Out  Bubble Wrap!

34) Sarcasm: Because Beating The Crap Out Of People Is Illegal.

35) To Be Old & Wise, You Must First Have To Be Young & Stupid.

36) The Hardest Part Of My Job Is…Being Nice To Stupid People!( Sarcasm Quotes )

37) Tom & Jerry Taught Me That Life Is Incomplete Without Enemies.

38) If You Want A Sarcastic Answer, Don’t Ask A Stupid Question.

39) I’M Actually Not Funny. I’M Just Mean & People Think I’M Joking.

40) I Live For Two Reasons. 1 ) I Was Born 2 ) I Haven’t Died Yet.

41) Dear 2018: Make Sure You Don’t Come Up With Temporary People!!

42) I Don’t Believe In Plastic Surgery. But In Your Case, Go Ahead.

43) Brain Logic : Let’s Insult Our Best Friend Ore Than Our Enemies.

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44) Just Wanna Be Rich Enough To Buy My Mom Everything She Deserves.

45) Thanks To The Wrong People In Life. They Teach The Right Lessons. ( Sarcasm Quotes )

46) Show Me You’re Different & I won’t Treat You Like You’re Typical.

47) I’M Sorry What Language Are You Speaking ? It Sounds Like Bullshit.

48) Sarcasm : The Ability To Insult Idiots Without Them Realizing It.

49) Behind Every Successful Person…There’s Lot Of Unsuccessful Years.

50) Everything Is Like Either Expensive, Illegal Or Won’t Text Me Back.

51) Damaged People Are More Dangerous Because They Know How To Survive.

52) 3 People Who Call Me. 1) My Mom. 2 ) Wrong Number. 3 ) Customer Care.

53) The World Is Filled With Good People. If You Can’t Find One, Be One.

54) Closing Your Eyes After Turning Off The Alarm Is Very Dangerous Game. ( Sarcasm Quotes )

55) The Luckiest Are Those Who Fall Asleep As Soon As They Close Their Eyes.

The All in One Emoji - SARCASM Quotes Pics

The All in One Emoji – SARCASM Quotes Pics

56) If The Teacher Tell You To Get Out, It Means You Have Won The Argument.

57) Why People Buy Guitars Now A Days. 10% To Play, 90% To Click Profile Pic.

58) Don’t Judge A Book By It’s Cover. Don’t Judge A Student By His Percentage.

59) I Want One Of Those Jobs Where I Get Paid For Travelling Around The World.

60) May Be You Should Eat Some Makeup So You Can Be Pretty On The Inside Too.

61) We Don’t Need Cctv Camera In Our Country. Neighbours & Relatives Are Enough.

62) When People Ask Stupid Questions I Feel Obligated To Give Sarcastic Answers.

63) When I’M Free No One Texts Me ! & When I’M Busy. Bam ! Still No One Texts Me ! ( Sarcasm Quotes )

64) I Don’t Care What People Think Of Me. At Least Mosquitoes Find Me Attractive !

65) True Bonding Is When You And Your Friends Are All Angry About The Same Thing.

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66) We All Have That One Teacher Who Give You Amazing Marks On Matter What You Write.

67) If You Think Nobody Cares If You’re Alive, Try Missing A Couple Of Car Payments.

68) From The Moment I Saw You, I Knew I Was Gonna Spend He Rest Of My Life Avoiding You. ( Sarcasm Quotes )

69) Did you cry All Night? You Were Hurt? And No One Knows? Congratulations ! You Are Mature Now.

Never Forget Two People in life- SARCASM Quotes

Never Forget Two People in life- SARCASM Quotes

71) I’M Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings When I Called You Stupid. I Really Thought You Already Knew.

72) I May Look Calm, But Inside My Mind I’ve Killed You 20 Times, In 5 Mins, In 20 Different Ways.

73) I Can Only Please One Person Per Day. Today Is Not Your Day. Tomorrow Doesn’t Look Good Either.

74) My Attitude In Exams. They Give Me Questions I Don’t Know. I Give Them Answers They Don’t Know.

75) I Love Texting People Who Reply Super Fast. It Makes Me Feel Like They Really Want To Talk To Me. ( Sarcasm Quotes )

76) At Age Of 25, Others Want To Get Married And Have Kids But I Want My Parents In The Backseat Of My Audi

77) Bring Able To Respond With Sarcasm Within Seconds Of Stupid Question Is A Sign Of A Healthy Brain.

78) There Are Two Types Of People In The World. 1 ) People Who Understand And Appreciate Sarcasm 2 ) Idiots.

79) Need Money For College. Need College For A Job. Need A Job For Money. Who Was The Mastermind Behind This System?

80) Askhole. A Person Who Constantly Asks For Your Advice, Yet Always Does The Opposite Of What You Told Them.

81) What’s The Point Of Education If You Still Throw Garbage On Street To Be Ultimately Picked By An Uneducated Person?

82) I’M Sorry, I Didn’t Realize That You’re An Expert On My Life And How I Should Live It! Please Continue While I Take Notes.

83) Are You Free Tomorrow? No I’M Expensive.

84) I Love Education But Without Examination.

85) The Whole Purpose Of Sending A Text Is To Get A Reply Within Seconds Or Minutes Otherwise I Would Have Sent A Letter By F***In Mail.

Sarcasm Quotes to trolling your GF/BF

1) My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator and said “This ain’t working goodbye”

I opened the refrigerator and it was just working fine

Avoid girlfriend it save 90 percent of petrol

Avoid girlfriend it save 90 percent of petrol -Sarcasm

2) My Future Wife Would Be Probably Texting Her Boyfriend About How They’re Gonna Stay Together. Haha, See You In A Couple Of Years, Sweetie.

3) If You Want To Change The World, Do It While You’re Single. Once You’re Married You Can’t Even Change The T.V Channel.

4) Not All Girls Are Made Of Sugar And Spice And Everything Nice. Some Girls Are Made Of Sarcasm, Wind, And Everything Fine.

5) Babies Are So Lucky. They Can Sleep All The Day And Everyone Still Would Be Proud Of Them.

Can You Send me your Childhood Picture - Sarcasm Pics Status

Can You Send me your Childhood Picture – Sarcasm Pics Status

7) Never Laugh At Your Girlfriend’s Choice. You Are One Of Them. sarcasm sayings

Google CEO Sundar Pichai on SARCASM Status

Google CEO Sundar Pichai on SARCASM Status

9) Don’t Respect Her Because She’s A Girl. Respect Her Because You’re Man.

meme guy checking out girl -SARCASM

meme guy checking out girl – (via Andrew Benson on GIPHY)

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SARCASM Trolling About Girls and Boys hostel

Sarcastic Status About Love (Sarcasm Quotes)

1) I’M 2% Cute & 98% Single.

2) True Love: I Love More Than Free Wi-Fi.

3) All You Need Is Love 5M $.

4) It’s Okay If You Don’t Like Me…Not Everyone Has Good Taste.

5) I’M Like Monday. Nobody Likes Me.

6) Your Crush + Fast Replies = Imagination.

Let me see your phone ...Delete... Here you go Funny Sarcastic

Let me see your phone …Delete… Here you go Funny Sarcastic

8) I’ve Never Faked A Sarcasm In My Life.


9) Abracadabra ! Nope. You’re Still A Bitch. ( Sarcasm Quotes )

10) You Remind Me Of My Chinese Friend. Ug Lee

Sarcasm Quotes about ME

My handwring in Exams - Funny Sarcasm Status

My handwring in Exams – Funny Sarcasm Status


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They Call Me BAD Luck, Am i?

They Call Me BAD Luck, Am i?


3) My Girlfriend Is So Good At Playing Hide And Seek. I Haven’t Found Her Yet.


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